Well Done !

I am also stupid, stating that before I make the original statement of me being rash, which means I’ve rushed into making both statements, so in stating that I instigate a state that leaves me stale, oh well, or elephants footstep in a marsh to an ant, or an ants aunt or the other queen, definitely not a bee, that’s an entirely different species. Oh to be or not to be, that is the inquiry to be filed, and set on the shelf never to be looked upon ever again, along side the other inquires and complains and statements AND jelly fish. The jelly fish which have no apparent reason to be there at the beginning and also in the middle and finally in the end it becomes entirely apparent that the jelly fish indeed do or do not have a purpose to be there but most likely their presence is entirely pointless. At this point you’re wondering “Am I a jellyfish”. I suggest you poke the back of your hand and see if you jiggle, you could also hold your hand up to your screen and see if you’re translucent, since being translucent is also a trait of the so called *jellyfish* scourge of the earth. Damn them, though if lucky you might glow in the dark. Yet you are still a jellyfish and indeed still scourge. Unless you sign the agreement! The agreement, aaaahhh yes, the agreement that has been agreed upon by the agreeing parties at the party that was held last night on top of the hill beside the goats bed. Don’t ask about the goats bed, don’t ask Anyone about the goats bed especially. Anyone is very short tempered, you’re better of asking Nobody. In fact if you had filed your inquiry and sent it to Nobody, then nobody would have received it since the mailman isn’t too fond of nobody, also sending it to anybody wouldn’t help either. Somebody might be able to help you, but only Nobody knows who that somebody is but we all know Nobody is a nobody so he’s hard to get a hold of. See he’s kind of like air. You can get a hold of it but you can’t get a hold of it. Are you following? You should be leading, or leading astray, either way there’s no time to waste Nobody is waiting for you. Somebody is also waiting, but they’ll have to wait a very long time with the way things are going with you, you fail to understand, you pass to explain and you excel to confuse. Do you get it now? Then you have always had it and never given it away. Why is that? Why is that you presume? Perfume, advertisements all of those. They rarely have anything to do with the product. Everyone knows this but it changes nothing. Though everything changes, Nobody complains but as we said he never gets the inquiries sent to him and though we have stated he could help but he needs to find Somebody to do so. Everyone isn’t on the same page as Somebody though Everybody is. Everyone is more in touch with Everytwo and every ten seconds something happens to somebody. Though Somebody said every ten seconds is far too long a time for anything to happen so it was agreed upon by the same agreeing party that something happens to somebody and not anything happens to anybody. Also it was agreed by the party goers, the partiers or simply the parties that it was impossible for everything to happen to everybody. Everybody disagreed, note I mean Everybody and not everybody, since not everybody had a clue. Somebody had a clue, again I mean Somebody and not somebody. I’m sure you’re surprised that Somebody cared to show himself at this point of time since he is a very difficult fellow to get a hold of since he’s always away fighting jellyfish or something of the sort. Nobody was present too, but nobody cared and if you had contacted Nobody about your complaint before that time Somebody might have been able to help you, since nobody caring was an exaggeration and Somebody cares about Nobody and just about any other body he can find. Otherbody of course, doesn’t exist, but existence is a mere perception, so if you think hard enough, he might possibly come into being or she for that matter depending how hard you think about it. There are only three seconds left till you ask yourself the same question I’ve been asking Somebody. Why? Why what? Why everything? Why nothing? Why do I not? And… Why do I do? Why do I do Not? Why do I do what I do not do when I’m done doing the things I’ve done? Are you finished you ask? I ask if I’m done? Well done? I would congratulate you and myself for we are both the same entity entirely. Though incomplete. So, Well done it is.